GEORGE GOD GEORGE

I'm presently watching Mega Shark in Malibu. George is going to open the gate, and Brian is going to distract the shark with his supple flesh (because his loved one died). HE'S A TRUE (AUSTRALIAN?) HERO.

Anyways ... that aside, I think I may have finished the Averan teaser. I was told it should be a part of the book that's actiony

(Seriously why isn't Brian dead ye .... OH THERE HE GOES)

Shit George is dead too, when the fuck? I liked his beard. He was more hillbilly looking than the guy in Swamp Shark and a better actor too.

The teaser is done, I hope, and its fairly actiony - it takes place during Em's time in actual Averan, a creepy part where there's dead stuff. A bird too.

AAAAAAA THE SHARKS ARE COMING, THEY'RE SMASHING AND STUFF

Its cool, the blonde women and her ex are totes going to get back together, which sucks to be her present boyfriend. Or they'll die together in that waterlogged car. And seriously, the amount of time they spent filming the girl screaming whilst getting stitches was unnerving. So many couples have died too.

I'm going to try to figure out how to do the teaser - I could have put it in with stuff, or maybe I can put it in with purchases - free in fact. WHO KNOWS? NOT ME!

Here's a little something I drew when the power was out in work.

OH NOES COLIN splooooosh into the water

I am the table

Hey guess what? Yeah, you there, the internet. Scourge and Collected Shorts right, they're both available as ebooks exclusively for Amazon. And right now, since Mondays really suck, they're both free until Tuesday, which an old manager of mine once told me was the worst day of the week, because it wasn't Monday, wasn't the middle of the week and wasn't near the end. It sucks.

But this offer doesn't suck, and I sound like a sleazy salesman!

Got Scourge FREE today and tomorrow on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0078ERD1K/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

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THESE PRICES ARE INSAAAAANE

If you're from another country, like the EU or India, I believe you can just change those links up there - alter the .com to the .co.uk or .in for wherever you are in the world, and it should work (as long as your country has an Amazon assigned web address suffix) :)

I'm in a fairly good mood today. It might be because I looked at a bottle of alcohol sideways, or it might be because I enjoy conversing with awesome friends. Maybe it's because I'm staring directly at a while screen and it hurts my eyes.


Also! There will be postcards. At the Cardiff Comic Con NEXT MONTH, I'll have postcards galore of The Story of Us - there's four prints to choose one. One is of Nicola and I on an elephant. Oh, the hilarity. I also just got a delivery of (the first series of Frasier) some posters for the con - they're pretty fancy! YEAH

Right now I'm eating a Rice Krispie Square! Its deeply unhealthy! YEEEEEAH

LIFE EXISTS