Yo ho ho

Wow I've posted quite a bit this month it seems. Its probably due to the fact that I'm at present at the tail end of two weeks off work (it feels like forever though) and because a number looks big to me if its above 1.

Aaaaanyway

I was having issues with CreateSpace yesterday and today what with the formatting and nonsense I have to go through just to get something past the uploader (seriously it had no issue with the word docs I was pushing into it, but the second I uploaded a PDF and it screamed at me). BUT I persevered and managed to finish it which was something.

I even had time today to write a birthday card for a great friend two months in advance. I am SO on top of things.

Or maybe the antibiotics are messing with my brain. Whichever.

Here's a picture!

That's going to be the cover of my collection. Sadly I decided that it was too difficult for me to even attempt at making the books myself, so I opted for the Amazon CreateSpace avenue and put them all together. Luckily they are currently coming up as fairly inexpensive as I've not set the UK prices by America so they shouldn't change. See there's even a fancy mushroom cloud that doesn't look like a goddamn clown on it (serious Google Images, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL).

Hey now, here's another photo!

That's me right there, expertly riding a hippo in Berlin Zoo. I am so cool.

Author of Scourge and not much else

My name is Sarah Harding-Roberts and I frequently forget about blogs I have in my possession. I recently published my book Scourge on the Kindle and Smashwords markets, which is a book set in modern Cardiff and marks the arrival of the demon turned good Lilith Black. Once known as Lilith the Scourge, Lilith ceased terrorising the mortal population after millions of years of causing pain and fear after she felt the love of a small group of mortals who were willing to accept her into their village in 800BC regardless of her differences.

After a miserable life once she lost her lover and many of her new friends several years later at the hands of her angered demon friends, Lilith spent time on the Titanic, and witnessed the sinking first hand as she attempted to avoid an attack from an enraged angel called Matias. Lilith found herself on the wrong end of a mystical crossbow arrow and pinned to the side of the ship as it broken apart and crashed into the ocean.

Lost to the world for ninety seven years, Lilith is rediscovered by two explorers, whose presence stirs consciousness in her, which brings her back from her coma-like state.

Her return sparks anger among her once friends, who had already started their plans to take the mortal coil by force after centuries of being locked away in the depths of the Hell dimension by Matias' own brand of Angelic justice - only a few thousand demons still elude his power in the UK.

Lilith finds herself wandering the streets of Cardiff, befriends three human students and must learn to cope in the incredibly technology focused world she is now a part of, all the while dealing with the return of long deceased lovers, recently deceased sexual predators, a spell as a mortal and the invention of the microwave.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Scourge-Lilith-the-ebook/dp/B0078ERD1K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331203187&sr=8-1